My sweet OB/GYN has been on me for 3 years to get the dreaded mammogram...
Yeah, Yeah, yadda, yadda. So, I bit the bullet and made the appointment, feeling very responsible and so proud of myself.
Two days before my appointment, I dropped the curling iron on my boob! I can hear you asking... how did you do that? Why would you be curling your hair without a shirt? Whatever...I have no answers for you people, but let me tell you this... my right boob was fried!
I go and get the mammogram, thinking it would be fine. It was on the left side! When she goes to squeeze my right lovee into that contraption, I thought I was going to lose my breakfast. The technician must have heard me cry a little and asked if it hurt because of the procedure or the huge burn mark that she already noticed.
Whatever!!!!
My point is this...if you accidentally drop the curling iron on one of your lovees before your first mammogram, CANCEL THE APPOINTMENT!!!
~A
Big Boo Cast: Episode 421
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I am seriously about to cry I am laughing so hard
OMG, I would totally do something like that! Wonder what she thought. lol
Hmmm...seriously??
I love you so much!
Marty
That is really making me laugh out loud...and then making me a little bit nauseous too! YIKES and OUCH! So sorry for you, but funny for the rest of us!
Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! You make my day, A!
That was the enemy. Satan had taken control of your curling iron so that you would become wimpy and NOT have your mamo!!!
VICTORY! You are woman, you are STONG! And of course. . .you have Jesus.
. . . go on girl . . .
I came across your site while surfing mommy sites and I like it. I'm bookmarking you for visiting again. I also invite you to drop by my site for visit as well. :) Hope to see you there.
Hey- have ya"ll left the country? I miss hearing from ya"ll.The blogs you all put out are a delight to my heart. Keep them coming!!! love ya"ll, AmyO
Ready for a new blog! You have PLENTY of material...
I came across your blog tonight and loved your mammo story. Then the music was so mellow and smooth that I kept you up in the backround for a couple of hours just to listen. Great playlist. I'm bookmarking you
GIRLS.....where ARE youooooo? Missin all of your thoughts written down...please come back:)
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