Monday, March 31, 2008

My Treadmill was a coat rack...

...so I sold it at my last garage sale...I needed the money to buy bigger jeans.
I'm afraid that if I lose weight...well, let's face it...I just might be...the full package! What do they call it...a triple threat! Personality, good looks and great body! Right now it's safe...Two out of three, everyone can handle that. It's hard to be friends with someone who's perfect...so I just look at it like this...I'm doing my friends a favor. Imagine how hard it would be to be Me...and a size 2! It's too much!
So my prayer is this...Lord, if you won't make me skinny...would you at least make my friends fat.
J

5 comments:

Lisa said...

OK you know what I am going to say to you...............!!!

Sherry said...

i don't like it when you ask God to make me fat...

I guess that is assuming we are friends. In light of this, maybe not.

Jen said...

Sherry...so sorry for you, but yes...I do pray that you'll grow in wisdom and STATURE...

Mark said...

Could you also do something about being in favor with God and man (mostly my man) :D



LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherry said...

sorry, mark was logged in! and he doesn't even have a blog


the nerve!